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Saturday, October 03, 2009

This post is dedicated to all who got job just now and who are looking for a job...If u are an Infy or Wipro placed guy I'm sorry this is not the place for you...Click on someother post and proceed with that..Coz this is gonna talk about the turmoils of us...(Tamizhla sollanumna... Oru Ilaya Thalaimuraiyin kumuralgal nu oru cover story eh ezhudhalam)...This will give you a clear picture about the peculiar things happening with us...

Before a couple of years whenever a fresher got a job the first 3 or 4 months will be the honeymoon of his career i.e training..(nalla opi adikalam...jollya suthalam)..But the tables are turned now..the first 3 or 4 months are like 60-th marrige anniversary for freshers...(where you feel like hell...rendered totally helpless)..

In this present circumstances if you go out and say "I'm an Al-Qaeda terrorist"...Nobody will bother(of course they will try to give you public apology even if u kill people)...But if u go out and say I'm a 2009 passed out IT engineer...Even street dog will turn and bark at you...So u gotta have the courage to say that...Those days are gone where u say with little pride and arrogance that you are a Software engineer...(ellam parunga nanum It enggr nanum It enggr nu sonna kalamla poiduchu)..I remember a text i received...It goes like this

Before 3 or 4 years in Software engineers home...
Son:Mummy!!! who is this uncle whom I'm seeing only in saturdays and sundays ???
Mother: Son,thats your dad..He is so busy that u can't see him in weekdays..

Software Engineers home in 2009
Son:Mummy!!! who is this uncle who always fights with me for T.V remote???
Mom:Son...thats your dad...He is a software engineer..And obviously he is jobless as he is a software engineer..

Epdi riundha namma ipdi agitom...

And even if we get a job after doing all the good work ..This is how things go...We have to dance to the employers tunes..We have to forget our family and friends (modern day saints who are expected to relinquish the family bonds)...We should be at their disposal all day and night...In short we have to be like a Bonded labour(i mean Kothadimai)... We should accept whatever they throw at us...In short its a utter exploitation by these blood sucking vampires...engala patha epdi da iruku ungaluku...Rascal overa than poringa....

I could have gone overboard and exaggerated a little bit but this is what it is happening today and if the new hires(well im not one,im yet to be employed) are like as i said above the organizations will be happy...The above said are atleast true to a minimal extent in all cases...(Eventhough im not undergoin all this i can feel what it is b'coz im putting myself in my friends shoes...Difficulty of our friends is our difficulty, right?)

These days you have to work thrice as hard and spend more time to earn money..Once upon a time people made money and sometime back it was earned...Now we are toiling for money...Eventhough it is not all about money, yet we have to earn it... At least simply for the fact that we have to get the investment (in the name of fees ) back(today education is simply a business..so investment and dividends are perfect words i think)..And this is used well by some concerns...

And in case of female employees they can not say  those stories about safety and all these days...organizations are following No-Gender bias in this aspect... Whatever...If it is work you have to stay back and finish which is really a pathetic approach to certain level...

Well we have some more peculiar things going which is our (me and guys of my sort) lifestyle....it goes in the following way,,..
We go to work when everyone is in home.And we will be back when all are gone...We will have our dinner when others take breakfast...We say good night when it is morning for others...(I'm not complaining here...I enjoy this lifestyle to certain level...its cool)...(this is about all those who go for night shifts which is rare...)

The best part is we encounter the dogs which sometimes bark at us intensely and sometimes we are chased by them...my frns had this chasing experience...And we really feel sorry for disturbing them..(Doggies we offer sincere apologies :P)..Ghosts are friends to us since we also wander in midnight...But if ghosts try to threaten us we have Ghost Riders to counter them...( i mean there are some girls who come to work with heavy make-up..by seeing them ghosts will run away... konjam powdera koraingama..)We have to get into home by jumping over the gates..(sondha veetuke thirudan madhiri poga vendi iruku...EKSI)...

We have to speak tongue twisting language which makes the near by person look at us with a question" what the hell is wrong with this guy???"...Sometime back i and my frns teased a girl for the way she spoke English and now we rather im, punished for that it seems...(this is called screwing up urself...Namma vacha aapula nammale ukkaradhu..but idhukellam namma asaruvoma enna...)

What i request some companies is only one thing... we don't expect a job with all privileges but atleast we require the basic courtesy a human requires...Just don't try to exploit us since its your best oppurtunity...Come outta that Make hay while the sunshines attitude....

(I started some thing and it ended up some where else...Anyways jus go through and comment for me folks...the above only is the experience of my friends and me...just know this as an information...for the sake of how things are going...And this need not be true in all cases...)


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